“These days,” he croons in a thoughtful baritone, “it seems that everybody expects physical congress with everybody else. If you’re not making a pass at a man’s wife — or…

I’m not in any danger of her passing me, but she’s sure keeping up, a surprise in itself. She can tell I’m surprised too and feels good about that. As…

“You just revealed a side of yourself I didn’t know you had.” “Which side would that be?” “The delusional.” “My bad. Should I hum ‘The Missouri Waltz’ on my way…