You all get da big 10 Bamboo Bucks. Gotta cash um in by Novembah 30 in our online store. Tell our Joy you won so she give you da 10 Buck discount. More important. Awards. Yeah!
Fred Peyer, you win Da Old Geezer (or His Persona) Who Still Get da Sap Going Like One Broken Faucet Flooding da House wit Borrowed Mountain Dew Award.
Joy Gold, you win Da Hey! You Still Hea. As Kawai Cockett Would Say, “Hula! Hula! Hula!,” Even If Everyting Shitty, an Even If Jes For You (or Your Persona) Award
Jim Harstad, I know das really you (not your persona), so you yourself win Da Deathless Meta Commentary 100-Word Contes Award.
Darell Lum, Bamboo Ridge co-foundah wit Eric Chock, you win Da Guy Who Got Caractah Sketched Wit da Program, So Sad, Kine’a Award
Congratulations, everybody. Lanning Lee, I sorta like your stuff, but you one a da judges, so tough luck, you know you canna win no cool award.
Everybody keep writing. Everyday. Like calisthenics. Go! Write! Only 10:00 now. Das nobody’s bedtime. Too early.
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