Emily

Chris crazy. He tell, "I like kill my neighbahs again. But prison?

"Monday dey leave one note on my door da dog wen come ova an kill my koi.

"Get phone? Come wen I home? Give a rip?

"Like bullshit me dey building one gameroom, den take two loud yeahs fo build one second home fo da daughter.

"I no like go jail, but maybe I can almos kill um, get da inspectahs up hea, check out dis gameroom. Big fines, pay double sewage.

"Plus, yeah, las time my neighbahs died was frickin close. Da final word was 'faulty wiring.'"