Angina Mokihana Gets Selected to the Liberty House High Board

“Hello?”

“What?”

“Did you hear?”

“What?”

“Angina made the Fashen Board!”

“WHAT?!?”

“Angina made the LIBERTY HOUSE HIGH BOARD !!!”

“But she soooo ugly, and then!”

“Yah, she so ugly, you like throw stones at her!”

“I never even think she could make the Goodwill High Board!”

“Yah, her mother so ugly, too!”

“She got in ‘cause her auntie works in lingerie – the Kahala store.”

“Plus, she live alone with her ugly mother, too, no? Charity case.”

“Try wait, somebody stay at the door…”

(“Oh hi Angina, you look SOOOO cute!”)

“Hey, gotta go; I call you back…”

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