Kau Yuk

You play basketball eh?

Yeah, but we junk.

I evah told you our basketball team went from last place to first? Cause of Kau Yuk.

Like da red pork? Dats his name, Kau Yuk?

Yeah. We call him dat cause he look like kau yuk. Lotta fat, little bit meat, and red all ovah. He no look like he can dribble but he fool errybody. Dey tink he no can move but he dance right past dem. We was winnahs.

I wish I was like Kau Yuk.

No worry. You tall and skinny, I going call you Long Rice. Winnahs!