Uncle Saves May Day

Boy, wassamattah?

I no can skip.

Fo what you gotta skip. Maybe hop or jump. But skip no need.

Fo da May Day Maypole Dance.

Try show me.

I no can. See.

Hmm. You know why, you starting off on da wrong foot. You stay left hand, eh? Jes start on da uddah side. Nevah mind what da teacha say. Step and den Hop-along Cassidy, like you get one cowboy broken leg. Step, Hop-along. Step, broken leg. Step, broken leg. Try. You try. Step, broken leg. You going be da bes skippah from da uddah side. You da best, Boy!