Uncle and Honeymoon Shrimp

Ho las’ night me and Aunty went Wo Fat and order honeymoon shrimp.

What’s dat?

Dey take one broccoli, you like broccoli eh? And den dey make one slit in da shrimp and poke da stem part thru da shrimp. Honeymoon shrimp. Was mo bettah den my own honeymoon. Hee, hee.

What’s da honeymoon part?

Ahem, wen you marry, you go da church and da ministah say, “You guys husband and wife.” Den you go vacation. And den you go outside and look at da moon and say, “I love you, honey.” And den you, ah, go eat honeymoon shrimp.

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