Father’s Day

My father sells insurance and real estate and owns a deep-sea tuna fishing boat.

My father strips car engines and puts them back together to kill time.

My father beats information out of Nazi prisoners of war and then takes them out and shoots them once they have said whatever they can say as fast as they can say it.

My father catches sharks and shoots them in the head with a .30 caliber rifle.

My father has a dark spot on his cornea that is the mark of a charcoal spark.

My father eats kalbi cold and bloody rare.