Happy New Year!

Uncle give us firecrackers every Christmas. He dress up like Santa Claus, but we know das him. And he always tell, “You gotta be safe when you pop firecracker. No hold in your hand. Put um on da ground.”

Most times we no listen. We unwind da #100 pack and burn um one by one fo make um last. Sometimes we get bottle rockets. Ho, dat was da best. Put um in one Coca Cola bottle and light um. Go anykine, hard fo aim. Pweew! Next ting we know, da fire engine was going next door. Put out da fire.