Dirt Sellers

Last night I Googled “Buy My Happy Horse Shit,” something realtor

Willis J. Everist once said, giving the straight scoop on what makes

the world go around.

Google offered Hunter S. Thompson and Charles Bukowski, so I opened an

article on Bukowski, who once wrote, “Grate art is horse shit. Buy


For what it’s worth, Bukowski also said, “I don’t hate people, I just

feel better when they’re not around.”

Let’s guess realtor Donald J. Trump might say, “Happy horse shit is

this really amazing renewable energy,” thus confirming realtor Willis

J. Everist’s words from a half-century ago.

Of course, we’re just guessing.

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