In Case of Nuclear Attack

Once a month, get air raid drill. When you hear da siren, you gotta hide under your desk and put your head on da ground j’like praying at da temple. Andrew tell spooky kine stuff from undah his desk, “Dey going bomb our skoo. Pheeew, boom!” Shirley, she bigger den Andrew, but he can make her cry easy. She start asking anykine questions, “Why dey like bomb us? What if dey hit da jungle gym?” She getting mo and mo excited and her desk stay moving around wit her like one turtle, “Where we going play? What if…”

“Pheew, boom!”