Eh, Doreen Beyer, guess what? That’s right. You’ve won a new car — oh, wait, Darrell said we gave away too many cars already, so you gotta settle for Bamboo Bucks. Not just one, but ten! Count um, Doreen. Ten whole Bamboo Bucks, Doreen. That’s almost better than the new car Darrell isn’t going to give you. And you know what you can do with those Bamboo Bucks, right Doreen? That’s right, Doreen, you may not be able to use them for a downpayment on a new car, but you can spend every single one of um, all ten of um, in our online store. Just let Joy know you’re a monthly winner, and make sure to use them before the end of August.
In addition to those awesome ten Bamboo Bucks, Doreen, you’ve won another prize. That’s right, Doreen, you’ve won the
Eh, so where da soda an den? Award.
Congratulations, Doreen, and keep on writing.