So what you going get for your girlfriend? Valentine Day l’dat? –I no mo girlfriend, Uncle. No mo? Bettah get one before you get too old like me. –You had girlfriend? Or was always Aunty? Girlfriends, boy. Girlfriends. I was one Romeo and all da Juliets went call fo me: Romeo, Romeo where fo you…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Pig
Host with a G
My ironwood tree is a ghost. My habit of calling it MY tree has made it the ghost of an idea I had nearly twenty years ago when I planted it in front of our new home. Sort of invented it. Let it in, you might say. The right one, one always hopes. That was…
Bamboo Shoots offshoot
Rules for the September Year of the Pig writing contest : )
Rules? There are no stinking rules. Oh, wait — Every Monday through Friday, a word of the day will appears under the BLOGS tab at the top of the page, second tab from the left, next to the HOME tab. Choose any word of the day as a trigger for your piece. You are welcome,…
Bamboo Shoots awards
August writing contest winners!
Congratulations to DoreenB, Darrell, and Jim Harstad. You’ve won the much coveted monthly prize of 10 Bamboo Bucks. You now what to do with them, right? Just let Joy know you’re an August winner when you check out of our online store. Hey! Keep writing. Try to post your pieces often. The more you post,…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Pig
Do they? Still?
When I was a kid and ate candy bars, my favorite was Mountain Bar. Like a miniature mountain with a heavy coating of peanut-laced milk chocolate, its nougat interior sweetly beckoned, insisted, welcomed. The largest billboard on Tacoma’s busiest intersection was once filledwith the picture of a giant Mountain Bar with one neatly nougat-revealing bite…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Pig
ON HE RODE — Chapter Sixteen
“My dad’s better’n your dad.” “My dad’s stronger.” “My dad can pick up a bag of cement.” “My dad can pick up a bag of cement with one hand.” “Can he run with it? Like my dad?” “Like your mom, you mean.” “Your mom has a mustache. My dad’s taller than your dad.” “My dad…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Pig
Comfort Chicken
Comfort Chicken Long time ago. We used to have pets dat we love and feed and take care dem. We save da bes piece of leftovah meat fo dem. We fogive dem even wen dey go shi-shi or numbah two wrong time, wrong place. We jes tell, “Das okay, bebe…” Dey depend on you. And…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Pig
Enema
So I looking in da laxative aisle at Longs. I get one problem. All kine get: prescription strength, fast action, gentle action. For me, no action. Da CVS enema on sale and den I remembah: one guy on da mainland went buy um, and den return da used enema to CVS. Always get somebody try…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Pig
Whisper
At the edge of consciousness, a rhythmic sound like breath of leaves being swept, of leaves sweeping the window, the wall, the rooftop– distinct from the floating thunder of the Lunalilo freeway, consistent in its persistence, persistent in its anonymity. Dream state descending, the ascent of awareness. In the shroud covered stillness I hear her–whispers…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Pig
Silence
Silence. Our house, we neva talk. Daddy come home and only tell about work. Not even one long story but one short, Morse code kine story. Like we supposed to know. “Boss said….errybody said yeah, yeah.” Same old, same old. He ansa his own question, “Whachugoingdo?” Mama only tell what she need, “Rice running out.”…