“So what da buggah said?” Rudy the barber asks me. “Some bullshit about Denise and Chris.” I’m waiting for a haircut. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Christopher Andaya enter. He’s dark, looks real Hawaiian. “Chris, whas’up?” Suddenly he pulls a knife, comes at me. I grab my gun inside my jacket…
Bamboo Shoots Prompt for General
Okay, we’re changing it up for the July writing contest : )
Aha! Tell me you were expecting that you could write a haiku, 100-word, or 1000-word piece this month. That I’d list a bunch of themes. You were thinking that, right? Okay. Sorry. No. I’m not doing that. This month we’re going to try something different. Below you will find ten sentences. Your assignment, should you…
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Holy S**t! June writing contest winners : )
Okay, it’s obvious you folks are all cooking with gas now. Doreen B., I wanted to give you thirty Bamboo Bucks this time, but I talked to my bosses and they said, “What? You crazy? You tink Bamboo Bucks grow on trees o’wot? No can do, Bamboo Buckaroo. Now get outta our office a go…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Dog
Burning Rock Pages
Hanau ka Uku-koʻakʻ’a Hanau kana, he ʻAkoʻakoʻa, puka Born the coral polyp Born of him a coral colony emerged From the Kumulipo The Kumulipo is a Hawaiian creation chant composed by Hawaiian priests in the eighteenth century that includes a genealogy connecting Hawaiians to a royal ancestor’s cosmic beginnings. The polyp is the first animal…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Dog
Uncle and Honeymoon Shrimp
Ho las’ night me and Aunty went Wo Fat and order honeymoon shrimp. What’s dat? Dey take one broccoli, you like broccoli eh? And den dey make one slit in da shrimp and poke da stem part thru da shrimp. Honeymoon shrimp. Was mo bettah den my own honeymoon. Hee, hee. What’s da honeymoon part?…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Dog
Incomplete
When I think of painting you, I think of dust and roses tossed into a confetti starred night. We should all remain incomplete for someone to apply the next brush stroke or another stanza in a poem.
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Dog
But No
Each burning moment passing me I longer long for long-lost things Though red-hot fire her ashen cold The north star’s nearness clasped Within her eye and ice A minute interlude Shot between her lives And then the dream train roars I see The come, the here, the go Still searching for that familiar face My…
Bamboo Shoots Prompt for General
Rules and Regs for June — Like as if you didn’t know them already : )
All right, friends — in what seems to have turned into a fun monthly exercise for you all — here we go You can write a “Haiku” — or whatever you think a “Haiku” is Or you can write A piece that is EXACTLY 100 words Or you can write A piece that is EXACTLY…
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May writing contest winners — WoooHoo!
Wow, laulau. One of the greatest months in the eight years of this contest. Hey, huge congratulations to Jim Harstad, Doreen B., Darrel, Homelessinhonolulu, and Rbibeau. You guessed it. Each of you has won ten Bamboo Bucks to spend in our online store. Just mention you’re a May winner when you check out. I got…
Bamboo Shoots Submission for Year of the Dog
Homeless Guitar
The homeless man walks barefoot around Kaka’ako with a guitar on his back. He heads down Halekauwila in the art district, past murals by graffiti artists. He spots a narwal sitting by a campfire and stops to warm his hands. He sees a row of samurai, swords drawn, and he bows to avoid their blades….