Bamboo Shoots Submission for

Don't Be Habut

Posted on by appleblossum

WOMAN
Nuh-uh.

MAN
Yeah-huh.

WOMAN
Nope

MAN
Yup

WOMAN
No way.

MAN
Yes way!

WOMAN
You're wrong, as usual.

MAN
I swear! Pinky swear!

WOMAN
'8 Fat Fat 8' is not on Beretania!

MAN
Oh yeah? So what street are we on now? What's that building right there with the big sign?

WOMAN
…nothing.

MAN
HA! You lie, rice…ass.

WOMAN
It's rice EYE! "Lie, lie, rice eye."

MAN
My way suits you better.

WOMAN
Whatever. Just drive.

…

MAN
Don't be habut, I was jus' joking.

…

WOMAN
I'm not habut…stop poking me…ewww cooties.

MAN
I got your cooties right here. Best cooties you ever had, babe!

WOMAN
Lie, lie rice eye.

MAN
What!?

…

WOMAN
Aw, BABE, don't be habut.

Prompt: Unknown

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  1. kristel says:

    I loved this! I feel like I've had many conversations like this before LOL

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