Retail therapy – Tyler Durden

Retail therapy – Tyler Durden

Sweet! Today is Black Friday

Amazon and Ebay.

Lets see whats on the display

 

Everything, a price to pay

Filling the holes in my heart

With Ikea™ and Chanel™

 

Menial things I do not need

Impressing random strangers

But I hoard it all with greed

 

Even if it leaves me empty,

With the things I own
End up owning me.

 

May I n̶̶e̶̶v̶̶e̶̶r̶̶ ̶be complete. May I be n̶̶e̶̶v̶̶e̶̶r̶̶  content. May I n̶̶e̶̶v̶̶e̶̶r̶̶  be perfect.

 

Its Black Friday today

 

I wonder what clothes best express my personality?

 

May I be a slave to the Ikea™ nesting instinct!

 

What kind of Home Depot™ appliance best defines me as a person?