Cockroach Times—July 4th 2010

Da kine gross cockroach militia stay underground in da plumbing.
Dey all met recently at da G-888 summit behind da drainpipe.

On another note, da common myna
population stays exploding throughout da Kahalu’u region. There have been
many sightings of bird kookai– piles, brah! Dis is one grave concern. It was suggested that perhaps research and development could look into dat as a new source of fuel– more later.

Dis just in–da human’s stay in one economic recession,
the supply of deadly inhalant is nearly gone.

Ho– some dream dis!