Briefly Amicus

Your Honor,
My friend Joce is the best mouthpiece in front of your bench. She is akamai, honest, and wouldn’t waste your time with a lame beef. That means the other guys are being hardhead, are not being pono (admit they’re wrong, settle, and not be pests), and are probably the kind of okoles a person of your excellent character left behind to become a Judge. So, since we both don’t want to see your jaws wopped on appeal, you should rule in Joce’s favor.
Your Friend,
Guy
P.S.
Where did you grad? You look like somebody.