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I could hear their voices, one more mature than the other, from the next fitting room.

“Whoa, dis one jus’ smashes um!”

“Nah, nice dat. Uplift.”

“Not. Smashed!”

“Hm. It’s one Maidenform.”

“What’s dat supposed to mean?”

“Da bran’. It’s da bran’. Maidenform.”

“Oh. I t’ought you was trying fo’ tell me somet’ing.”