Boy and Uncle: Test

–Uncle, I had test today. –Oh? What kine test? –Math and English. Da standardized test, everybody gotta take um at da same time. Two hours. –You worried? –Litto bit. –Me too, I had test today. –What kine test? You no go school. –All kine test. Erryting. All da tests combine erryting into one blood test….

Mating Season

Whoa!  Weird!  Yestahday I couldn’t reach dis site.  I tought somebody stole um.  I was gonna call da intahnet cops.  But now no need.  Ho!  What a plop plop fizz fizz relief.  Anyway, jes pretend you travelled back in time an dis is Monday.  Sooooo, Bill an Ted Aloha #WriterMonday. You know what that means,…

Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown

Yeah yeah yeah, I know.  It’s not Monday.  But I canna let a whole week go by promptless, can I?  Why waste da week?  So here’s #WritingPrompt numero uno for September. So Nicholson is about to get his nose cut up.  Prompts jumping into my brain: cutlery plastic surgery nosy people knifey people intimidation Eh,…

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