Uncle on April Fu

“Uncle, you get bird doo-doo on your head.”

“What? How can.” He went check in da mirror. “No mo!”

“April Fool!”

“Ah, you went trick me. April Fu Day, eh?. You know, da fu always important.”

“Da fool?”

“Dey da only one who can tell da king, he one ass-hole. Nobody can tell da high makamaka guys anyting except da fu.”

“Da fool.”

“Yeah, yeah, maybe, you going advise da king dat somebody get one bigger dick den him.”

“Hunna! You went say one bad word!”

“Da king always tink he get da biggest dick. Not true. Show ‘em yours!”

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