Tink You Can Dance?

First time I saw your muddah was at YMCA dance. Ho, she look like Miss Hawaii. Except when da song start, she hide behind her girlfriends.

Finally when I went dance wit her, was j’like PE class. She no like hold close. She make like she went smell someting stink and was me! But when da dance was pau, she went hold my hand all da way back. Das how I knew, maybe she like me.

So she wasn’t Miss Hawaii. Nowdays, I call her Miss Take, Miss Cue, or sometimes Miss Hap. Hee, hee, hee! No tell her dat!